Issue 01 — Spring 2026
Now accepting creators
An influencer agency for creators who don’t fit the mold. We represent the overlooked, the unpolished, the unlikely — and the audiences that actually trust them.
Manifesto
§ One
The creator economy spent a decade teaching brands to fund a very specific aesthetic. Audiences stopped buying it years ago.
A 20K-follower creator people actually listen to converts better than a 2M-follower creator they scroll past. Every time.
Teachers, nurses, plumbers, retirees, drivers, caregivers. The real experts on real life aren’t in the group chats. We bring them in.
Roster
§ Two
N° 01
Explains prescriptions in plain language. Her audience is exhausted and actually listens.
41K · 8.2% ENG
N° 04
Diagnoses problems from shaky iPhone videos. A small empire of homeowners trust him.
27K · 11.3% ENG
N° 02
Breaks down grocery receipts, utility bills, hidden fees. Niche trust at scale.
112K · 6.4% ENG
N° 05
Improbable fashion instincts. Thrifted fits, sharp taste, no stylist in sight.
54K · 7.8% ENG
N° 03
Unfussy, useful, quietly funny. Home-cook audience with real buying intent.
88K · 9.1% ENG
N° 06
Reviews thrillers with a straight face. Converts readers into buyers like nothing else.
33K · 10.1% ENG
And a hundred more we haven’t told you about yet.
For brands
§ Three
We match brands with creators whose audiences actually listen — not the ones with the biggest bio link.
The math has changed. A 30K-follower expert who answers DMs outperforms a 2M-follower lifestyle creator by every metric that matters: engagement, save rate, click-through, conversion.
We handle casting, contracts, creative direction, disclosure compliance, and reporting. You focus on the product.
i
Product, audience, budget, guardrails. We prefer direct over polished.
ii
At least, the people your competitors aren’t calling. That’s the point.
iii
Real voice, real context, compliant on the back end, native on the front end.
iv
Engagement, conversion, and sentiment — no vanity dashboards.